THE UNDERAGE SPROUT

Allowing a minor to rock out with sleeve sprouts a blazin' is only leading him down a road filled with fashion faux pas of epic proportions. It will only be a matter of time until he's heading off to the local 7-11 to pick up a nice cold tall boy while sporting a fanny pack, parachute pants and a mullet. That's right..where its all business in the front and a non-stop party in the back.

So turn the mirror on yourself America...you are the only one to blame for the failure of our future generations.

THE BRA STRAP SPROUT

I thought I would start the new year off right and show you a more risqué version of a sprout that I like to call the Strap Sprout. This display of pure unbridled sexuality makes me think that this lady of the night will not be going home alone. In fact, I think she may already have one potential customer looking for a midnight pony ride.