PEEING YOUR PANTS IS COOLER THAN SPROUTS

I'm not sure what I find more perverse...Billy Madison's promotion of the soiling of one's pants, Miss Vaughn's attraction to teaching kids that there is a "coolness factor" to soiling one's pants, or the fact that Billy's undershirt is sprouting out from under not just one, but two outer-shirts! Gotta dig that 90s fashion!
...WAIT...is that a double double sprout???

Fascinating