THE iSPROUT

This Apple salesman better get his act together and get over to the Genius Bar because he has a lot to learn about sleeve sprouts. With all of his money, Steve Jobs should have someone inspecting these guys before they walk out onto the floor. Sadly there is no app to get rid of those nightmare sprouts!

THE RESCUE ME SPROUT

Steven Pasquale, who plays dimwitted firefighter Sean Garrity on the hit TV show Rescue Me, should look to get style consultant, Rochelle Joseph, fired for making him look like a damn fool in this season 2 episode. Is this just sloppy work by an untalented hack or is she actually trying to romanticize a very dangerous and serious condition...the sleeve sprout. Come on Rochelle, take a little pride in your work, you should be ashamed.

THE BUDDING SPROUT

This diligent worker wanted to play with fire this morning when he decided to wear a white t beneath his jet black button down. Looks like he got burned on this one...Ouch! Although barely grown, this white sprout screams for attention from every passerby. Sadly, most sprouts begin their bloom from the rear or the side of the sleeve making it very difficult for the victim to catch these unsightly things in the early stages.

THE DOUBLE T-SLEEVE SPROUT

Be careful young driver! These sprouts are growing out of control and are almost big enough to drive the car on their own. Yikes!