THE URBAN DIC. SPROUT

In an attempt to eradicate the sleeve sprout, I have given it a small but significant place in pop culture...right between the terms Sleeve of Wizard and Sleeve Theory on Urban Dictionary. Yes, the place where you can find over 100 synonyms for penis, and apparently, a phrase for an "over-worked, under-appreciated loose-hanging vagina" you can now find the term sleeve sprout. I'm not really sure if this is a step forward in getting the message out, but it is a step nonetheless?

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THE BEARDED MAN'S SPROUT

I know I try to keep the anonymity of these poor souls, but the only thing growing faster than this man's sleeve sprouts is his disturbing red beard. I don't think you'll find any job listings for your kind in that paper...but than again, the circus might be looking for one more freak. Here is some advice: Trim up and tuck 'em in, because I think you're making that lady a little nauseous.

THE HIGH-RISE SPROUT

Not only am I the author of this blog, but I am also a victim. It was rumored that sleeve sprouts could not survive at an altitude higher than 150 feet. I learned the hard way that they actually thrive at this height. The only way to stop these bad boys now is an 18 story face plant.

SPROUT, M.D.

Better get the bone saw...cause these babies need to be amputated. This doctor was spotted with some nasty scrub sleeve sprouts on the NYC subway. Don't let him operate on you or he might just leave a sprout in ya!!