THE RESCUE ME SPROUT

Steven Pasquale, who plays dimwitted firefighter Sean Garrity on the hit TV show Rescue Me, should look to get style consultant, Rochelle Joseph, fired for making him look like a damn fool in this season 2 episode. Is this just sloppy work by an untalented hack or is she actually trying to romanticize a very dangerous and serious condition...the sleeve sprout. Come on Rochelle, take a little pride in your work, you should be ashamed.

THE BUDDING SPROUT

This diligent worker wanted to play with fire this morning when he decided to wear a white t beneath his jet black button down. Looks like he got burned on this one...Ouch! Although barely grown, this white sprout screams for attention from every passerby. Sadly, most sprouts begin their bloom from the rear or the side of the sleeve making it very difficult for the victim to catch these unsightly things in the early stages.

THE DOUBLE T-SLEEVE SPROUT

Be careful young driver! These sprouts are growing out of control and are almost big enough to drive the car on their own. Yikes!

THE CAMPAIGN SPROUT

As we see here, sleeve sprouts can come in many different forms...even when a polo is under a t-shirt! This young politician-in-the-making may think he is supporting his candidate, but all he really is supporting is a major case of sleeve sprouts. Tuck those things in!

THE BAR SLEEVE SPROUT!!

Be careful of those drunken nights out on the town. Sleeve sprouts can strike at any time. This unsuspecting bar patron is unaware that his bright white t is making a run for his elbow.